Lawnmower Racing Mania 2007 (2006)
Am I the only one moderately distubed about there being a video game about racing on lawnmowers? I can already picture it…
“Nothing like the smell of, err, grass in the morning… At blistering speeds of roughly 5MPH, nothing beats racing in a lawnmower. Choose from over 5 different brands, including Black & Decker, and pick dozens different accessories to customize your chick magnet, from magnesium razor blades to candy paint to a leather seat. Why get a car when you can cruise through the lawn and smoke the competition?”
Really… Would anyone in their right mind buy this game? What the hell are these people even wearing a helmet for? Are you going to fly off your mighty ride going at less than running speed?
Just… Wow.
